I can't imagine what you must be thinking, getting a message like this. I apologise if it seems melodramatic, but you are the only person I can trust in the situation.
I need your help.
I need you to come to S, Chris.
I don't know how to describe what we are experiencing up here. We can't even agree amongst ourselves what is happening, or what to do about it. I suppose the most obvious solution would be to leave. But none of us want to. That's why you're getting this bizarre request. I told the crew that your background and experiences made you the ideal candidate for this job. Don't worry. I didn't elaborate.
But it's true. So, anyway... I hope you will come to S, Chris. I think you need to. You will see what I mean. I wish I could be more specific about all of this, but, you know. People are listening.