"Always look for the telegraph poles. They run along side you. Whenever the road turns there's another pole. You look up, see 'em, you know what's coming. If you're gonna take it from a car park look at the tickets. People are mean if they buy\ three hours they'll be gone three hours. Are you listening !?"
"I had a jag last night."
"Bullshit man you couldn't steal a tonka toy"
( ...I know my rights, I watch L.A. Law... )